What the duece?

I am typing on the internet!!! Uhh... so I'm here and no one else is online so I guess I'll just vanish into the night.

Let me tell you a tale in the meantime of a humourous event that occured today on my very doorstep.

I had just arrived home and found there to be a dinosaur where once my apartment sat. I said to the dinosaur in the most polite of tones, (as it is very unwise to be unpolite to a dinosaur) "What's going on here? Get out of here dinosaur! I hate dinosaurs! Fuck!" The dinosaur became very angry at me as he detected that I was lying, (the truth is, I love dinosaurs) and proceeded to eat my car. This simply would not stand and I punched the dinosaur in the face and he died. I started laughing at him and calling him a big weener and a fart-eater and accidentally also recited a voodoo curse or two and the dinosaur sprang to life as a zombie dinosaur! He promptly ate me and I slid down his gullet and into his belly and smashed right through the door to my apartment; It turned out that the dinosaur had eaten my apartment. So here I sit and type this, in my apartment, in the dinosaur's belly. Argghh god digestive fluid! [END POST]