Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere there was a girl and her name was Sonia. Sonia hated living in the middle of nowhere because the majority of her social life was spent talking to people on the Internet. However, she did have one friend in real life. His name was That Guy That Came Over That One Time. (I hate it when people have half a dozen middle names... we'll call him That for short.)
One day, Sonia was very lonely and decided to see if That wanted to come over. After she offered him liquor he decided "Sure, why not..." and made his way over to her place. Upon arrival That was attacked by Sonia's vicious killer puppy, Jasmine. For hours Jasmine would jump all over That and continuously stick her nose under his nuts. He would sit there and take the abuse - after all, he was getting paid in liquor... Little did he know he was also on cam as a "Real Life" friend of Sonia on a popular website Stickam.com.
They spent hours doing nothing while Sonia pretended she was too cool for the Internet. After a while and more abuse from the attack puppy - That started to get fed-up and wanted to leave. Sonia quickly got off cam and commanded her puppy to attack again! That fell to the ground in a fetal position trying to escape Jasmines jaws. Sonia didn't want him to leave just yet - she had been extremely horny over the last few days and needed a real man this time.
Luckily, That was able to escape and ran to his car screaming! Sonia sighed and slumped on the couch. Jasmine jumped to her lap and stared up at her. Sonia looked down, shaking her head as she pet Jasmine.
"I guess next time I should just try your approach, Slut" She said before passing out drunk.
6/21/07
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6 comments:
A great bedtime story for the kids.
Actually Sonia made a press release moments after these events occured. However, the only words she uttered were: "I took a dump in my pants."
my favorite line beyond a shadow of a doubt is "Little did he know he was also on cam as a "Real Life" friend of Sonia on a popular website Stickam.com"
Im sooooo hurt!
I have lots of RL friends....fuck you Matt!
I love you too Sonia :) <3
reading this still hurts me!
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