History of the Internets

Much like the pioneers of the united states, many adventurers sought out to find riches or websites to call their own in cyberspace. The old days of innocence faded out with Windows 98, and the freedom of music without threat from the sheriff coming to git ya.

The Spam Tycoons took over, and the pornographic firth covered the lands. Before long, everyone was popping Viagra just so they could keep up with all the websites available.

The intelligence famine took out many poor minds. And left many more crippled, only able to mutter "ZOMG 1337!" and "PWNED!" The world was looking mighty dark.

That was until a group of rebels gathered together. They combined their nipples, mind-altering drugs, and anal wart jokes into a mantra for the future of the internet. Upon this they built an empire dedicated to being secksy and put in place a point system to properly judge the secksy factor. Three thousand years later, we still use this system... Which brings peace and happiness to the entire world.
Good day sir.