6/30/07

drunking time with nicole

faustyman: I'M NOT HUNGRY FOR CAM
faustyman: I'M HUNGRY FOR HOT POCKET
nicolslaw: im hungry for penis
faustyman: Also I hope my freeze frame is as cool as I think it is
nicolslaw: holy shit i meant pasta
faustyman: -O
nicolslaw: ~!!! pasta NOT penis
faustyman: -O
faustyman: I think I know what you meant ,P
nicolslaw: ah
nicolslaw: freudian slip
lib: lmaoooooo
nicolslaw: i guess
nicolslaw: p words ya know
hommiedaklown: quote of the night

cooking time with nicole (without audio and video)

trishthedish48: what are you doing nicole
faustyman: Umm I think you poured pasta all over your computer
faustyman: And water
trishthedish48: are you ruining your brand new mac
faustyman: With alcohol
hommiedaklown: omg what did you do
hommiedaklown: its like you're high or drunk
hommiedaklown: lol
hommiedaklown: lol
hommiedaklown: stepped on glass too ?
trishthedish48: nicole is so ridiculous but that is why i love the silly head
hommiedaklown: yar
hommiedaklown: :o

6/28/07

MISSING!

It's been a week or so since we have seen our beloved Kacy!!!!!!! We miss all aspects of his personality and the spice that he adds to our stickam dynamicness!!!!!
Well, if anyone finds him or knows anything about his disappearance, please leave info in the comment section! Who knows, there may be a reward ;-)

6/25/07

omfg

i got my mac!!!!! AH!

What If....?

What if Pete were an appliance? What would he be?

Rampant Horneyness On Stickam

Nicole:

"What do you think the most sexual appliance is?.........I think it would be one of those manual pencil sharpeners.."

6/23/07

penis?

Me and Sonia played games on the internet tonight. it was wayy wayy way too much fun.

You all need to sign up for this and download the necessities so we can all play together:
http://www.shockwave.com/gamelanding/inklink.jsp

Also, we want to get a game of mafia going one night. mafia is basically a game where all you do is bs and see who can bs the best. and u have to have a good poker face. matt youll love it.

Maybe we should plan a mafia stickam party... i'll bring the coleslaw!

6/22/07

History of the Internets

Much like the pioneers of the united states, many adventurers sought out to find riches or websites to call their own in cyberspace. The old days of innocence faded out with Windows 98, and the freedom of music without threat from the sheriff coming to git ya.

The Spam Tycoons took over, and the pornographic firth covered the lands. Before long, everyone was popping Viagra just so they could keep up with all the websites available.

The intelligence famine took out many poor minds. And left many more crippled, only able to mutter "ZOMG 1337!" and "PWNED!" The world was looking mighty dark.

That was until a group of rebels gathered together. They combined their nipples, mind-altering drugs, and anal wart jokes into a mantra for the future of the internet. Upon this they built an empire dedicated to being secksy and put in place a point system to properly judge the secksy factor. Three thousand years later, we still use this system... Which brings peace and happiness to the entire world.
Good day sir.

6/21/07

umm.... so not that anyone cares but i misread the email and 6/20- 6/22 was the estimated shipping date with 3-5 days for delivery for my mac.... sad face.

In other news I had a dream I was struck by lightning. It was actually kind of cool though.

Sonia Has "Real Life" Friends

Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere there was a girl and her name was Sonia. Sonia hated living in the middle of nowhere because the majority of her social life was spent talking to people on the Internet. However, she did have one friend in real life. His name was That Guy That Came Over That One Time. (I hate it when people have half a dozen middle names... we'll call him That for short.)

One day, Sonia was very lonely and decided to see if That wanted to come over. After she offered him liquor he decided "Sure, why not..." and made his way over to her place. Upon arrival That was attacked by Sonia's vicious killer puppy, Jasmine. For hours Jasmine would jump all over That and continuously stick her nose under his nuts. He would sit there and take the abuse - after all, he was getting paid in liquor... Little did he know he was also on cam as a "Real Life" friend of Sonia on a popular website Stickam.com.

They spent hours doing nothing while Sonia pretended she was too cool for the Internet. After a while and more abuse from the attack puppy - That started to get fed-up and wanted to leave. Sonia quickly got off cam and commanded her puppy to attack again! That fell to the ground in a fetal position trying to escape Jasmines jaws. Sonia didn't want him to leave just yet - she had been extremely horny over the last few days and needed a real man this time.

Luckily, That was able to escape and ran to his car screaming! Sonia sighed and slumped on the couch. Jasmine jumped to her lap and stared up at her. Sonia looked down, shaking her head as she pet Jasmine.

"I guess next time I should just try your approach, Slut" She said before passing out drunk.
Sonia is a barbie girl in a barbie world.
I'm bringing back pamela handerson

6/20/07

What the duece?

I am typing on the internet!!! Uhh... so I'm here and no one else is online so I guess I'll just vanish into the night.

Let me tell you a tale in the meantime of a humourous event that occured today on my very doorstep.

I had just arrived home and found there to be a dinosaur where once my apartment sat. I said to the dinosaur in the most polite of tones, (as it is very unwise to be unpolite to a dinosaur) "What's going on here? Get out of here dinosaur! I hate dinosaurs! Fuck!" The dinosaur became very angry at me as he detected that I was lying, (the truth is, I love dinosaurs) and proceeded to eat my car. This simply would not stand and I punched the dinosaur in the face and he died. I started laughing at him and calling him a big weener and a fart-eater and accidentally also recited a voodoo curse or two and the dinosaur sprang to life as a zombie dinosaur! He promptly ate me and I slid down his gullet and into his belly and smashed right through the door to my apartment; It turned out that the dinosaur had eaten my apartment. So here I sit and type this, in my apartment, in the dinosaur's belly. Argghh god digestive fluid! [END POST]

Hazing

step 1: comment on our blog
step 2: download skype
step 3: join stickam rooms of sonia, nicole, or matt EVERY NIGHT for forever.
step 4: get on the point spread by being hilarious or something else
step 5: GET A WEBCAM AND A MIC (kacy is an exception)
step 6: get drunk and/or high or just messed up in general on cam
step 7: deal with our tomfoolery of fucking with you (especially matt..fucking you that is)
step 8: orgy irl

Horny

Tonight I really wanted to say how horny i was...

OMG I am soooooo horny. I know everyone hears me saying that, but Nicole always states that she high and shit.


So there....Im HORNY....Nicole's HIGH

WE ARE AVOIDING DRAMA!

(at least with the superstars of stickam)

Me and Sonia are on stickam to build and develop relationships, not just fart around to fuck and hate on people. amen

praise jesus bitches
OH shit! I just burnt my hair.

POINTS

KACY- 66
PETE- 66
MATT- 51
SONIA- 45
TRAVIS- 40
LIB- 35
JESS- 34
NICOLE- 29
HOWARD- 28
CASCADIAN- 25
SIMON- 25
MELISSA- 15
MIKE- 13
EVAN- 2